and it, erm, pushes stuff up in a way that makes me look like a 19th century prostitute
possibly my favorite thing on the internet right now.
- Me: Nice new white bed sheets.
- Period: Haha, no.
- Me: Nice new jeans.
- Period: Haha, fuck you.
Living in Russia:
Everyone thinks you have your own bear.
You don’t have your own bear :(